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'''Coach Haggard''' was a physical education teacher at [[Professor Awesome (Parallax Universe)|Professor Awesome]]'s junior high school. At one point he caught two boys making out in the locker room and was so discomforted by this that he pestered Professor Awesome into creating a [[Heteronormalizer]] for him. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Fragment: Professional Ethics (short story)|Professional Ethics]]'')

== Behind the scenes ==
The character is named for [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Haggard%27s_Law Haggard's Law], an informal observation that "The louder and more frequent one's objections to homosexuality are, the more likely one is to be a homosexual." The observation in turn is named after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard Ted Haggard], an American evangelical pastor who was verbose on the subject of homosexuality for a while.

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