Cupid Prime

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His Honour the Cupid Prime was the oldest Clockwork Cherub of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, and the first Clockwork Cherub created by the Creator after the Cupid Prototype (numbered #000). As such, he headed the Copper-Colored Council of Elders and, through it, the Cupid Parliament, (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids) though he rarely attended Parliamentary sessions in person. (PROSE: Magic Trick)

When Mailbag-431 passed away, a document declaring him officially dead was signed by the Cupid Prime, among others. (PROSE: A Copper-Colored Christmas Carol)

In 2019, increasingly frustrated by their rebuffing of his warlike suggestions, Conquest-932 founded the Triangular Society with the aim of overthrowing the Cupid Parliament as well as the Cupid Prime. (COMIC: A Slight Misunderstanding)

When the faceless magician's magic hat caused the Cupid Homeworld to be overwhelmed by a flood of white rabbits, the Cupid Prime ordered the Department of Problem-Solving to stay behind and solve the problem, before “hopp[ing] into his personal Fog Ship with all his entourage and [making] an interdimensional beeline for the utterly rabbit-free beaches of Hawaii”. (PROSE: Magic Trick) He extended his vacation by some time, ignoring the Department of Problem-Solving's summons three days later signalling that the Rabbit Invasion was over, and made his way to Florida. The Problem-Solvers searched unsuccessfully for him, and in the end, it was the Department of Stage Magic who found him by chance, having fled to Florida for their own reasons. (PROSE: The Cupid Parliament Destroyed?)

Similarly, when the Great Ghost's legion overran the Homeworld on the following Halloween, following a “hasty” Parliamentary vote, the Cupid Prime used the Emergency Transport Button, which had been entrusted to him by the Creator herself, to teleport all the Cupids save for himself to the Interdimensional Tavern. He, meanwhile, sent himself to “a safe and relaxing locale, far away from anywhere the ghosts could possibly reach”. (PROSE: The Ghosts and the Machine)