Soda jerk (The Winter Quests)

One soda jerk employed at the Interdimensional Soda Jerkery was a being “composed entirely of metal objects, held together with wire”, but nevertheless organically alive rather than a robot or construct. They wore a bowtie. They claimed to have attended the Interdimensional Library in the past, taking a course in Interdimensional Language.

The soda jerk served CS-NA and Alistair Neezley when they both, for very different reasons, visited the Soda Jerkery in December 2021. They looked on with as much surprise as disapproval as CS-NA, being a robot, struggled to figure out what to do with the root-bear float he'd ordered after it was served to him. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)