Toadstool Salesman

The “Toadstool Salesman” (name unknown) was an anthropomorphic toad and one of the core merchants of the Interdimensional Black Market.

He sold “curse toadstools”, mushrooms of various colours which had magical effects on those who ate them, or could, alternatively, be used as thrown weapons, bursting into mushroom-shaped flames upon hitting their target. His repertoire included orange mushrooms, as well as white mushrooms which he claimed were a favourite purchase of the Queen of the Black Market herself.

The Toadstool Salesman was one of the denizens of the Black Market who temporarily relocated to the Interdimensional Tavern on April the 1st, 2021 on the basis of a letter allegedly from the Queen of the Black Market, but which had actually been forged by the Faction of the Fooling Fish; indeed, he appeared to have been the one who originally received the letter. After advertising his own wares, the toad-man took charge of an auction, selling a singing rug, a plastic lawn flamingo, and the Interdimensional Tavern’s own octopus statue. Even after he was told the truth about the letter, the Toadstool Salesman was reluctant to leave the Tavern, but was driven to by Alistair Neezley beginning to shout about his adventures. (PROSE: Multiversal Mischief)