Second Noodle Man II: Difference between revisions

'''Second Noodle Man II''' was the second incarnation of [[Noodle Man]].

After [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] lured [[Noodle Man]] to [[Universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|their universe]] and subsequently murdered him, they ate Noodle Man's head with [[sweet and sour sauce]] and [[faux-egg]]. After taking a nap, Xavier awoke to a pain in their chest; a pool of blood seeped into their t-shirt as they felt a pressure build in their chest, before their brain shut down as a geyser of bloodied noodles erupted from their chest. The noodles formed Second Noodle Man II, who proclaimed "MMMMM, IM SECOND NOODLE MAN II,.,.,..,.... YES, NOODLE NOODLE, MMMMMMMMM YEAH" to [[Earth (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Earth]]. Suddenly, a gamma-ray burst from another galaxy destroyed the surface of the planet, seemingly killing all life instantly; ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'') Second Noodle Man II didn't appear to die, however, as [[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere in: The Unofficial and Now Just Plainly Annoyingly Titled Sequel to...)|one Jenny Everywhere]] observed from within [[the Infinite]], in disbelief, a single noodle "modestly floating in the oceans of fire." ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe (short story)|Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe]]'')