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Sitting on a sofa, [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] — without finishing ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' — becomes embittered after having not been asked by [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] to contribute. Closing the e-book on their smartphone, they begin to fume about Arcbeatle before stopping themself, not wanting to get into "legal trouble"; they quickly pivot to think positive opinions of the publishers. Deciding to write a "[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (in-universe)|revenge fanfiction]]", they get distracted by messages on [[Discord]] from fans and writers of ''The Noodle Incident'', breaking Xavier's concentration so much the perspective of the story shifts and bleeds out of the fourth wall. | Sitting on a sofa, [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] — without finishing ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' — becomes embittered after having not been asked by [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] to contribute. Closing the e-book on their smartphone, they begin to fume about Arcbeatle before stopping themself, not wanting to get into "legal trouble"; they quickly pivot to think positive opinions of the publishers. Deciding to write a "[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (in-universe)|revenge fanfiction]]", they get distracted by messages on [[Discord]] from fans and writers of ''The Noodle Incident'', breaking Xavier's concentration so much the perspective of the story shifts and bleeds out of the fourth wall. | ||
After things go back to normal — or as much as they could in such a setting — Xavier's story syncs up with the real world story and the relationship between Xavier's universe and the real world reaches the point where it becomes confusing. So Xavier begins making things up as they go along, considering adding a joke about [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|a man named | After things go back to normal — or as much as they could in such a setting — Xavier's story syncs up with the real world story and the relationship between Xavier's universe and the real world reaches the point where it becomes confusing. So Xavier begins making things up as they go along, considering adding a joke about [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|a man named Ryan]] and his [[Alan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|sentient, omnipotent roulette wheel named Alan]] who traverse fan wikis, but decides not to. | ||
Ceasing their "crappy metafiction" and abandoning concocting a "deathly plan of vindictive vindictiveness" and their writing of a revenge fanfiction, Xavier decides to kill [[Noodle Man]]. | Ceasing their "crappy metafiction" and abandoning concocting a "deathly plan of vindictive vindictiveness" and their writing of a revenge fanfiction, Xavier decides to kill [[Noodle Man]]. | ||