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The Noodle Incident (in-universe)

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In one universe, The Noodle Incident was a 2024 anthology published by Arcbeatle Press and edited by Aristide Twain. It starred the Noodle Man and contained fictional depictions of the Third Universe, the 10,000 Dawns, the WARS universe, and various other universes.

The publication of this anthology enraged Xavier Llewellyn, as Arcbeatle had not asked them to write a story for it.

History

It was published around April Fools' Day 2024, for free on Arcbeatle Press' website. They, however, did not release a physical version through amazon.com. A similarly titled book, The Naughty Noodle Incident, was available.

Sometime after its publication, Xavier Llewellyn read half of the anthology before becoming bitter and angry that Arcbeatle Press had not asked them to contribute a story. After retracting their thoughts of hatred of the group to avoid legal trouble and to hopefully keep open future writing opportunities, they began writing a "revenge fanfiction", with many fans and writers of the book sending suggestions through Discord. This distracted Xavier, leading to a break in the fourth wall and for them to insult everyone.

During their murder of the Noodle Man, after summoning him to their universe, Xavier condemned him for not saying "IT'S NOODLE TIME" and noodling everywhere and making a noodbillion dollars. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)

One Jenny Everywhere, who watched these events unfold from within the Infinite, seemed to be aware of the book. (PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe)


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