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Second Noodle Man II was the second incarnation of Noodle Man.
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After Xavier Llewellyn lured Noodle Man to their universe and subsequently murdered him, they ate Noodle Man's head with sweet and sour sauce and faux-egg. After taking a nap, Xavier awoke to a pain in their chest; a pool of blood seeped into their t-shirt as they felt a pressure build in their chest, before their brain shut down as a geyser of bloodied noodles erupted from their chest. The noodles formed Second Noodle Man II, who proclaimed "MMMMM, IM SECOND NOODLE MAN II,.,.,..,.... YES, NOODLE NOODLE, MMMMMMMMM YEAH" to Earth. Suddenly, a gamma-ray burst from another galaxy destroyed the surface of the planet, seemingly killing all life instantly; (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China) Second Noodle Man II didn't appear to die, however, as one Jenny Everywhere observed from within the Infinite, in disbelief, a single noodle "modestly floating in the oceans of fire." (PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe)