Umlaut

Umlaut was a metal band in one universe.

The local Jenny Everywhere, a music critic, thought they were “actually decent musicians, if you're into metal”; however, she “wish[ed] they’d use their diacritic marks correctly”, which “metal bands never [did]”. They were playing at the Faux Fur End when Ulysses Dumas first set an appointment with Jenny there; he hoped that the loudness of their performance would keep anyone from overhearing the rather sensitive secret he wanted to discuss with Jenny. Jenny took the opportunity to write a review of the band. (PROSE: Camera Shy)