Sandy-haired man (Paying It Forward)

In one universe, a sandy-haired man in his early 30s, wearing glasses, once attracted the ire of the local Jenny Everywhere, enough so that she summoned dozens of other Jennies to Elysium Park to back her up as she chewed him out until, cowering, he apologised for whatever he'd done.

The invited Jennies, as they discussed at the ensuing afterparty, did not actually know what the man had done, but only had an instinctive sense (through the telepathic network) that he deserved their scorn. Guesses included that he had slept with Jenny's wife; that he had broken Jenny's favorite toaster; that he had put mustard on toast; or that he “invented a meme more offensive than goatse”. (PROSE: Paying It Forward)