Alan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)

In one universe, Alan was a sentient and omnipotent roulette wheel, who, along with the human Ryan, read fan wikis. The wheel was, apparently, a "slut", at least according to Ryan.

Biography

When writing a "revenge fanfiction" about Arcbeatle Press' lack of consideration of Xavier Llewellyn as a writer for their The Noodle Incident anthology, Xavier considered inserting a joke about Alan and Ryan, but decided against it. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)

Ryan apparently referred to the wheel as a "slut" after it didn't land on the page he wanted. At the same time, Cookieboy 2005 was working on a comic featuring Fezity, which they believed would "surely" get "that guy with the wheel" laughing "a bit". (PROSE: The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good)

Alan was presumably killed with every other living creature on Earth after a gamma-ray burst from a distant galaxy destroyed all life on on the planet, (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China) seemingly due to the universe itself wanting to put an end to the chaos brought on by Xavier's murder of the Noodle Man. (PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe)

Behind the scenes

Alan is the name of the roulette wheel in the Something Blue Audio YouTube channel in the "Tardis Wiki Roulette" streams, having developed a mythos among fans.

Doctor Who-related concepts in Jenny Everywhere media

Individuals

Ace • Andro • Auteur • Bibendum • The Brigadier • Peri Brown • Ian Chesterton • Chris Cwej • Davros • Dionus • The Doctor (Timeless Child • First Doctor • Second Doctor • Fourth Doctor • Sixth Doctor • Nth Doctor • Seventh Doctor • Eighth Doctor • Lily Savage Doctor • Ninth Doctor • Tenth Doctor • Eleventh Doctor • Twelfth Doctor • Thirteenth Doctor • The Female Doctor • Fourteenth Doctor • Fifteenth Doctor • Judi Dench Doctor) • The Doctor's TARDIS • The Enemy • Fabian • Jenny Flint • Janis Goblin • Goblin King • The Great Intelligence • Susan Foreman • Jenny • The Man in Black • Missy • Godfather Morlock • The Noodle Man • Alice Obiefune • Clara Oswald (Gallifreyan splinter) • Bill Potts • Rassilon • Sarah-Jane Smith • Strax • Bernice Summerfield • Ruby Sunday • Susit • Tecteun • The Toymaker • Puff Tremayne • Rose Tyler • Vastra • Barbara Wright

Species
Dalek • Goblin • Menoptera • Pingui • Shobogan • Sontaran • TARDIS (Type 40 • Type 44) • Time Lord • Vampire • Weeping Angel • Zarbi • Zygon (Sygon)

Organisations
Chancellery Guard of Gallifrey • Gallifreyan Chapters • Great Houses • Faction Paradox • Magpie Electricals • Slitheen • UNIT ("Intelligence Taskforce") • The Toymaker's legions

Locations
13 Paternoster Row • The Academy • Constellation of Kasterborous • Dronid • Gallifrey • The Old Workshops • Pete's World • Snowy planet • Third Universe • UNIT tower • The Vault

Items
Gevity (Generic Energy Drink™ • Fezity) • Mega sonic death ray • Psychic paper • Sonic screwdriver • Time-Space Visualiser

Media

The Curse of Fatal Death • The Daleks (Genesis of Evil) • Doctor Who (unnamed episode) • Doctor Who and the Completely Idiotic and Definitely Non-Canonical Attempt to Write... • Doctor Who Discord server • Faction Paradox (Alien Bodies • The Book of the War) • The Infinity Rassilons • Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™! • The Noodle Incident • Nuke a Freaky Roblox City feat. Fezity™ • Tardis Wiki • TV Century 21 (issue #1) • Unnamed Fezity comic

Cast & crew
Colin Baker • Tom Baker • Cookieboy 2005 • Judi Dench • William Hartnell • Lance Parkin (Percival Lankin) • Joanna Lumley • Paul Magrs • Sylvester McCoy • Lawrence Miles • Steven Moffat • Terry Nation • Jon Pertwee • Plum Pudding • Lily Savage • David Tennant

Other
Artron energy • Bad Wolf • Clearance level 1 • Complicated space-time event • The Goblin Song • Great Cosmic War ("Last Great Cosmic Time War in Heaven") • Junior Time Technician • Regeneration • Sutekh's dust of death • Time Technician • The Unravel • Valeyard • War in Heaven ("Last Great Cosmic Time War in Heaven")