Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
In one universe, Ryan and the sentient and omnipotent roulette wheel named Alan read fan wikis.
Biography
When writing a "revenge fanfiction" about Arcbeatle Press' lack of consideration of Xavier Llewellyn as a writer for their The Noodle Incident anthology, Xavier considered inserting a joke about Ryan and Alan, but decided against it.
Ryan was presumably killed with every other living creature on Earth after a gamma-ray burst from a distant galaxy destroyed all life on on the planet, (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China) seemingly due to the universe itself wanting to put an end to the chaos brought on by Xavier's murder of the Noodle Man. (PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe)
Behind the scenes
Ryan, in the real world, is the host of the Something Blue Audio YouTube channel, who regularly streams "Tardis Wiki Roulettes"; the digital roulette in said streams has developed a mythos among fans, including his name being "Alan".