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|affiliation = [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]] | |affiliation = [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]] | ||
|first_seen_in = [[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'' <small>(mentioned)</small> | |first_seen_in = [[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'' <small>(mentioned)</small> | ||
|also_seen_in = | |also_seen_in = [[PROSE]]: ''[[The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good (short story)|The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good]]''<br><small>(mentioned; unnamed)</small> | ||
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In [[universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|one universe]], '''Alan''' was a sentient and omnipotent roulette wheel, who, along with the human [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]], read fan wikis. | In [[universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|one universe]], '''Alan''' was a sentient and omnipotent roulette wheel, who, along with the human [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]], read fan wikis. The wheel was, apparently, a "slut", at least according to Ryan. | ||
== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
When writing a "[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (in-universe)|revenge fanfiction]]" about [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]]' lack of consideration of [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] as a writer for their ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' anthology, Xavier considered inserting a joke about Alan and [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]], but decided against it. | When writing a "[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (in-universe)|revenge fanfiction]]" about [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]]' lack of consideration of [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] as a writer for their ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' anthology, Xavier considered inserting a joke about Alan and [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]], but decided against it. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'') | ||
Ryan apparently referred to the wheel as a "slut" after it didn't land on [[Jay Eales (in-universe)|the page he wanted]]. At the same time, [[Cookieboy 2005 (The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good)|Cookieboy 2005]] was working on [[comic (The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good))|a comic]] featuring [[Fezity]], which they believed would "surely" get "that guy with the wheel" laughing "a bit". ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good (short story)|The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good]]'') | |||
Alan was presumably killed with every other living creature on [[Earth (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Earth]] after a gamma-ray burst from a distant galaxy destroyed all life on on the planet, ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'') seemingly due to [[Universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|the universe]] itself wanting to put an end to the chaos brought on by Xavier's murder of [[the Noodle Man]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe (short story)|Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe]]'') | Alan was presumably killed with every other living creature on [[Earth (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Earth]] after a gamma-ray burst from a distant galaxy destroyed all life on on the planet, ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'') seemingly due to [[Universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|the universe]] itself wanting to put an end to the chaos brought on by Xavier's murder of [[the Noodle Man]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe (short story)|Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe]]'') |
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