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Using their knowledge of the Noodle Man's fictional counterpart, [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] set about a plan to murder the real Noodle Man in revenge for [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]]' actions. Xavier took a [[Pot Noodle]] out of their cupboard, emptying the noodles within onto the floor and repeatedly jumped up and down on them, and, with civility, began insulting, goading and cursing the Noodle Man, also claiming the smashed Pot Noodle was [[Noodle Wife]] for extra effect. | Using their knowledge of the Noodle Man's fictional counterpart, [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] set about a plan to murder the real Noodle Man in revenge for [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]]' actions. Xavier took a [[Pot Noodle]] out of their cupboard, emptying the noodles within onto the floor and repeatedly jumped up and down on them, and, with civility, began insulting, goading and cursing the Noodle Man, also claiming the smashed Pot Noodle was [[Noodle Wife]] for extra effect. | ||
The Noodle Man entered Xavier's universe, first merely a single noodle that flopped to the floor, before a whole heap. He, in good faith, extended a hand to Xavier, seemingly understanding thst they hadn't just senselessly murdered Noodle Wife, but Xavier beat him with a blender before jumping up and down on his fedora. Xavier then grabbed the Noodle Man's head, smashing it against a wall, and then by the trenchcoat, spinning him around towards a pre-prepared pan of boiling water and plunging his head face first into the scolding contents. Xavier ignored the pain as their hand also was submerged while decapitating the Noodle Man with a knife. As the Noodle Man's head bubbled in the water and shifted to face Xavier, they spat at his face, | The Noodle Man entered Xavier's universe, first merely a single noodle that flopped to the floor, before a whole heap. He, in good faith, extended a hand to Xavier, seemingly understanding thst they hadn't just senselessly murdered Noodle Wife, but Xavier beat him with a blender before jumping up and down on his fedora. Xavier then grabbed the Noodle Man's head, smashing it against a wall, and then by the trenchcoat, spinning him around towards a pre-prepared pan of boiling water and plunging his head face first into the scolding contents. Xavier ignored the pain as their hand also was submerged while decapitating the Noodle Man with a knife. As the Noodle Man's head bubbled in the water and shifted to face Xavier, they spat at his face, disparaging him for never saying "IT'S NOODLE TIME" and noodling everywhere and making a noodbillion dollars. | ||
Sitting next to the Noodle Man's dead body, the adrenaline depleted from Xavier and they found themself becoming hungry, so they took the heat down to a simmer as they prepared a [[sweet and sour sauce]] and [[faux-egg]]. They ate the meal on their sofa, then taking a short nap. Xavier woke up, feeling a pain in their chest, noticed a pool of blood ooze into their shirt. They convulsed in pain before their brain shut off as their chest exploded, a fountain of bloodied noodles gushing out: [[Second Noodle Man II]] was born. | Sitting next to the Noodle Man's dead body, the adrenaline depleted from Xavier and they found themself becoming hungry, so they took the heat down to a simmer as they prepared a [[sweet and sour sauce]] and [[faux-egg]]. They ate the meal on their sofa, then taking a short nap. Xavier woke up, feeling a pain in their chest, noticed a pool of blood ooze into their shirt. They convulsed in pain before their brain shut off as their chest exploded, a fountain of bloodied noodles gushing out: [[Second Noodle Man II]] was born. | ||