The Noodle Incident (in-universe)

The Noodle Incident
Item Information
Type	Anthology
Origin	Earth, unnamed universe
Creator(s)	Arcbeatle Press (publisher) Aristide Twain (editor)
Owned by	Xavier Llewellyn
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China
Also seen in	PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe (unnamed)

In one universe, The Noodle Incident was a 2024 anthology published by Arcbeatle Press and edited by Aristide Twain. It starred Noodle Man and contained fictional depictions of the Third Universe, the 10,000 Dawns, the WARS universe, and various other universes.

The publication of this anthology enraged Xavier Llewellyn, as Arcbeatle had not asked them to write a story for it.

History

It was published around April Fools' Day 2024, for free on Arcbeatle Press' website. They, however, did not release a physical version through amazon.com. A similarly titled book, The Naughty Little Noodle Incident, was available however.

Sometime after its publication, Xavier Llewellyn read half of the anthology before becoming bitter and angry that Arcbeatle Press had not asked them to contribute a story. After retracting their thoughts of hatred of the group to avoid legal trouble and to hopefully keep open future writing opportunities, they began writing a "revenge fanfiction", with many fans and writers of the book sending suggestions through Discord. This distracted Xavier, leading to a break in the fourth wall and for them to insult everyone.

During their murder of Noodle Man, after summoning him to their universe, Xavier condemned him for not saying "IT'S NOODLE TIME" and noodling everywhere and making a noodbillion dollars. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)

One Jenny Everywhere, who watched these events unfold from within the Infinite, seemed to be aware of the book. (PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe)

Doctor Who-related concepts in Jenny Everywhere media

Individuals Ace • Andro • Auteur • Bibendum • The Brigadier • Peri Brown • Ian Chesterton • Chris Cwej • Davros • Dionus • The Doctor (Timeless Child • First Doctor • Second Doctor • Fourth Doctor • Sixth Doctor • Nth Doctor • Seventh Doctor • Eighth Doctor • Lily Savage Doctor • Ninth Doctor • Tenth Doctor • Eleventh Doctor • Twelfth Doctor • Thirteenth Doctor • The Female Doctor • Fourteenth Doctor • Fifteenth Doctor • Judi Dench Doctor) • The Doctor's TARDIS • The Enemy • Fabian • Jenny Flint • Janis Goblin • Goblin King • The Great Intelligence • Susan Foreman • Jenny • The Man in Black • Missy • Godfather Morlock • The Noodle Man • Alice Obiefune • Clara Oswald (Gallifreyan splinter) • Bill Potts • Rassilon • Sarah-Jane Smith • Strax • Bernice Summerfield • Ruby Sunday • Susit • Tecteun • The Toymaker • Puff Tremayne • Rose Tyler • Vastra • Barbara Wright Species Dalek • Goblin • Menoptera • Pingui • Shobogan • Sontaran • TARDIS (Type 40 • Type 44) • Time Lord • Vampire • Weeping Angel • Zarbi • Zygon (Sygon) Organisations Chancellery Guard of Gallifrey • Gallifreyan Chapters • Great Houses • Faction Paradox • Magpie Electricals • Slitheen • UNIT ("Intelligence Taskforce") • The Toymaker's legions Locations 13 Paternoster Row • The Academy • Constellation of Kasterborous • Dronid • Gallifrey • The Old Workshops • Pete's World • Snowy planet • Third Universe • UNIT tower • The Vault Items Gevity (Generic Energy Drink™ • Fezity) • Mega sonic death ray • Psychic paper • Sonic screwdriver • Time-Space Visualiser Media The Curse of Fatal Death • The Daleks (Genesis of Evil) • Doctor Who (unnamed episode) • Doctor Who and the Completely Idiotic and Definitely Non-Canonical Attempt to Write... • Doctor Who Discord server • Faction Paradox (Alien Bodies • The Book of the War) • The Infinity Rassilons • Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™! • The Noodle Incident • Nuke a Freaky Roblox City feat. Fezity™ • Tardis Wiki • TV Century 21 (issue #1) • Unnamed Fezity comic Cast & crew Colin Baker • Tom Baker • Cookieboy 2005 • Judi Dench • William Hartnell • Lance Parkin (Percival Lankin) • Joanna Lumley • Paul Magrs • Sylvester McCoy • Lawrence Miles • Steven Moffat • Terry Nation • Jon Pertwee • Plum Pudding • Lily Savage • David Tennant Other Artron energy • Bad Wolf • Clearance level 1 • Complicated space-time event • The Goblin Song • Great Cosmic War ("Last Great Cosmic Time War in Heaven") • Junior Time Technician • Regeneration • Sutekh's dust of death • Time Technician • The Unravel • Valeyard • War in Heaven ("Last Great Cosmic Time War in Heaven")