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|title1              = Earth
|universe            = [[Universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Unnamed universe]]
|type                = Planet
|notable_inhabitants = [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]]<br>[[Aristide Twain (in-universe)|Aristide Twain]]<br>[[Plummiest of the Puddings]]<br>[[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]]<br>[[Alan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Alan]]
|first_seen_in       = [[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]''
|also_seen_in         = [[PROSE]]: ''[[Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe (short story)|Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe]]''
}}
In [[universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|one universe]], '''[[Earth]]''' was home to [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] and everyone who worked at [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]].

The surface of the planet was decimated by a gamma-ray burst from another galaxy following Xavier's murder of [[the Noodle Man]].

== Description ==
=== Individuals ===
This Earth was home to primarily humans. Notable humans included [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]], [[Aristide Twain (in-universe)|Aristide Twain]], the [[Plummiest of the Puddings]], and [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]].

A sentient roulette wheel named [[Alan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Alan]] also lived on this Earth. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'')

=== Amenities ===
Organisations on this Earth included [[Amazon]], [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] and [[Discord]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'')

=== Culture ===
[[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] produced the anthology ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'', which included fictional versions of the [[Third Universe]], the [[10,000 Dawns]], [[WARS universe|the universe]] from ''[[WARS]]'', as well as of certain individuals, such as [[the Noodle Man]] and [[Noodle Wife]]. ''[[Star Wars]]'', ''[[Morbius (film)|Morbius]]'', and ''[[The Naughty Noodle Incident]]'' also existed on this world. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'')

=== Food and drink ===
[[Noodle]]s, such as [[Pot Noodle]]s, were available on this Earth. [[Spam]], [[cheese slice]]s and [[sausage]]s were considered "real food" on this world, unlike noodles. [[Sweet and sour sauce]] and [[faux-egg]] complemented noodles. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'')

== History ==
Around [[April Fool's Day]] 2024, [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] published ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' for free on their website.

Sometime later, [[Xavier Llewellyn (in-universe)|Xavier Llewellyn]] began writing a "[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|revenge fanfiction]]" to ''The Noodle Incident'' and premeditating the murder of [[the Noodle Man]]. After dropping their fanfiction, Xavier lured the Noodle Man to the universe before brutally assaulting and murdering him. The Noodle Man had the last laugh after he was [[Second Noodle Man II|reborn]] gruesomely from within Xavier, but then, at that exact moment, a gamma-ray burst from another galaxy destroyed the surface of Earth, ending all life ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (short story)|The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China]]'') and submerging everything in an "ocean of fire"; to [[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere in: The Unofficial and Now Just Plainly Annoyingly Titled Sequel to...)|one observer]], it was as if [[Universe (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|the universe]] itself wanted to put an end to the chaos. All traces of Earth mere minutes before was consumed by lava, although a solitary noodle seemed to survive. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe (short story)|Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe]]'')

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